My best friend, Yen, sent me this forward. Some of you may have seen it already. I thought it was cute enough to share:
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIESSix married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play
two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with
not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make one un scheduled and inconvenient visit
per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for:
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it "presentable" at all times.
The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.
The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes ,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.
They must attend:
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to:
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice. If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called
Mother!
